Welcome to the steepest homestead in New Hampshire. Home of the lightweight gobbler and handmade farm goods.
It started with a wild plum tree and a bad decision. One crisp autumn afternoon, we mistakenly fed a bucket of *slightly* fermented plums to the barnyard crew. We thought nothing of it. "Free snacks," we said.
The goats? Totally fine. They have iron stomachs.
The chickens? Just clucked louder than usual.
But the Turkey? Oh, he was a different story.
We found him stumbling sideways, gobbling at a fence post, and generally having the best afternoon of his life. He was absolutely hammered. He wobbled for an hour, took a long nap, and woke up with a headache. And thus, the Drunken Turkey Farm was born.
Name: Beepbeep
Crime: Public Intoxication
Sentence: Community Service
Name: Billy
Crime: Eating the evidence
Sentence: Head scratches
Item: Fermented Plums
Danger Level: Tasty but risky
Status: Hidden
Authentic handmade New Hampshire farm products.
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Tapped from trees that have seen some things. Sweet, sticky, and 100% legal.
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Laid by the loudest chickens in New Hampshire. Free range and full of personality.
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Handmade feeders with homemade birdseed that won't melt in summer — and chipmunks and squirrels won't come near it!
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Grown and dried on the farm. No pesticides, no nonsense — just good herbs.
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Handmade wax starters. Because starting a fire shouldn't be harder than raising goats.
Campfire season is here. These firestarters will get your fire started in no time and give you more time to spend making Smores and memories.
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